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Fry’s Family Soy and Quinoa Country Roast

Contains: soy, wheat Free from: nuts, palm oil If I’ve gotta slave over the oven and an actual meal to prove to you fuckers that this roast is the god damn best thing to grace the Christmas vegan scene THEN I FUCKING WILL. I know that Ryan and I are absolute Linda McCartney sluts, but…

Linda McCartney Pulled Chicken

Contains: wheat, soya Free From: palm oil, nuts Seeing as Ryan loved Linda’s shredded duck so much I thought fuck it, the chicken must be just as good. Opening the packet I thought “well, this is some flaky bullshit right here”. I thought they fucked up, that instead of moist and tender chicken shreds I…

Tesco Free-From Millionaire’s Dessert

Contains: palm oil, soya  Free from: nuts, wheat I SAID I WAS DONE WITH TESCO’S CHILLED DESSERTS. WELL, GUESS WHAT. I FUCKING LIED. And you know what? I’M GLAD I DID. I have pretty much hated all the chilled desserts Tesco have pumped out because they all taste overwhelmingly of coconut and that shit does…

Linda McCartney Mini Pork & Apple Sausage Rolls

Contains: palm oil, wheat, soya Free From: nuts My Nana always makes sausage rolls from scratch EVERY YEAR for Christmas. It’s her thing, along with guilting me for being vegan and not eating her sausage rolls that she made from scratch specially for Christmas. Personally, I don’t believe that sausage rolls should be restricted to…

Tofurky Hickory Smoke Flavour Turkey Style Slices

Contains: gluten, soy Free from: nuts, palm oil I was so not thrilled about trying these turkey style slices after Ryan’s Tofurky trainwreck a few blog posts ago with their artisan sausages, and I was even less thrilled when I opened the box to find what looked like a vacuum-packed breast implant reject, but good…

Taifun Tofu Wiener

Contains: gluten, soy Free From: nuts, palm oil I used to live in New York and let me tell ya, the hot-dogs there and single handedly the most delicious and most disgusting thing you could ever possibly put in your mouth. There’s just something about stuffing your face with a warm hot-dog smothered in ketchup…

Tesco Free From Garlic Dough Balls

Contains: palm oil Free From: nuts, gluten, soy Everybody likes garlic dough balls. They’re like garlic bread, but without anyone having to punch a family member in the face in a fight to the death over who has to eat the crusty end piece. SO. You can imagine my excitement when wandering the frozen aisle…