Browse by:

Raw Food Rosie’s Original Classic Cashew Brie

Contains: nuts Free from: palm oil, wheat, soy I found Raw Food Rosie’s stall at VegFest London 2017 and it was hands down the best find of the whole festival. I tried EVERY. SINGLE. CHEESE. (because I am a shameless and broke student) and not a single one disappointed. Seriously, the Vampire Slayer spreadable cheese blew my…

Tesco Free-From Rocky Road Bites

Contains: palm oil, soy Free from: nuts, wheat I bloody love rocky road. I don’t give a fuck about you sultana-hating purists, rocky road is the shit and I will fight you. The worst part about most free-from rocky road bites is that they are sneakily non-vegan. Seriously, why the fuck would you go to…

Tesco Free-From Mac and Cheese

Contains: soy Free From: wheat, palm oil, nuts I fucking LOVE mac and cheese. Do you know how long I waited for this shit to hit the shelves?! I grew up on Kraft mac, that real fine shit from a cardboard box, so to be able to have nutritionally lacking quick-cook cheesy goodness back in…

FOOD FOR TOOTHLESS VEGAN

SEND HELP I AM REALLY FUCKING HIGH AND THERE ARE LESS THEETH IN MY SKULL. WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT???? FUCKING  JELLY AND ICECREAM MOTHERFUCKERS. STEP ONE: Swedish Glace Vanilla. 2 scoops. STEP THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BEFORE ONE: Two pots of Hartley’s raspberry jelly, chopped up into a bowl. Throw that shit together, things…

Goupie Chocolate Boxes

Contains: most chocolates contain gluten and soya, some contain nuts. The worst thing about going vegan 2 and a half years ago was not being able to pick up anything better than a ridiculously dark bar of chocolate from a supermarket when those Cadbury cravings hit. Seriously, have you tried some of that shit? It’s…

Punk on the Road: Amsterdam Edition

We all know why you’re thinking of travelling to Dam… for the museums, architecture, and some good old canal tours. So to fuel you through all that sightseeing – because obviously that’ll work up an appetite… some may say it’ll give you the munchies – I’ve hunted down some awesome vegan food joints (joint? what?…

GranoVita Organic Herb Pâté

Contains: “sustainable” palm oil, nuts, soy Free from: wheat You know shit’s fucked up when shoving a tube down the throat of an animal to fatten up its liver to be blended up and spread on toast is seen as a reasonable means of providing a staple food product to a middle class household. Yeah,…