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Wicked Kitchen Muay Thai Curry Ready Meal

Contains: wheat Free From: nuts, palm oil, soya Let me just start by saying this: Holy shit, Tesco, you absolute babe. Who would’ve thought we’d be kicking off 2018 with a tsunami of vegan ready meals and on-the-go foods flooding our supermarkets? I sure as shit didn’t, and when I heard about the 20 piece range…

Fry’s Family Soy and Quinoa Country Roast

Contains: soy, wheat Free from: nuts, palm oil If I’ve gotta slave over the oven and an actual meal to prove to you fuckers that this roast is the god damn best thing to grace the Christmas vegan scene THEN I FUCKING WILL. I know that Ryan and I are absolute Linda McCartney sluts, but…

Raw Food Rosie’s Original Classic Cashew Brie

Contains: nuts Free from: palm oil, wheat, soy I found Raw Food Rosie’s stall at VegFest London 2017 and it was hands down the best find of the whole festival. I tried EVERY. SINGLE. CHEESE. (because I am a shameless and broke student) and not a single one disappointed. Seriously, the Vampire Slayer spreadable cheese blew my…

Tesco Free-From Rocky Road Bites

Contains: palm oil, soy Free from: nuts, wheat I bloody love rocky road. I don’t give a fuck about you sultana-hating purists, rocky road is the shit and I will fight you. The worst part about most free-from rocky road bites is that they are sneakily non-vegan. Seriously, why the fuck would you go to…

Tesco Free-From Mac and Cheese

Contains: soy Free From: wheat, palm oil, nuts I fucking LOVE mac and cheese. Do you know how long I waited for this shit to hit the shelves?! I grew up on Kraft mac, that real fine shit from a cardboard box, so to be able to have nutritionally lacking quick-cook cheesy goodness back in…

FOOD FOR TOOTHLESS VEGAN

SEND HELP I AM REALLY FUCKING HIGH AND THERE ARE LESS THEETH IN MY SKULL. WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT???? FUCKING  JELLY AND ICECREAM MOTHERFUCKERS. STEP ONE: Swedish Glace Vanilla. 2 scoops. STEP THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN BEFORE ONE: Two pots of Hartley’s raspberry jelly, chopped up into a bowl. Throw that shit together, things…

Goupie Chocolate Boxes

Contains: most chocolates contain gluten and soya, some contain nuts. The worst thing about going vegan 2 and a half years ago was not being able to pick up anything better than a ridiculously dark bar of chocolate from a supermarket when those Cadbury cravings hit. Seriously, have you tried some of that shit? It’s…