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Primal Strips Hickory Smoked Vegan Jerky

Contains: Wheat, Soya Free from: Nuts, Palm Oil I’m going to throw a spanner in our Christmas line-up because it’s happened. The holy grail of veganism: BEEF FECKIN’ JERKY! (With somewhat less emphasis on the beef). Not that it’s exactly a daily go to for meat eaters, but it’s one of the few things I…

Tesco’s Festive Nut Roast

Contains: Wheat, Soya, Nuts Free from: Palm Oil Even MORE festive foods for you guys because we eat a roast every week so you don’t have to. I’ve never had a nut roast because, to be honest, it sounds dry. It sounds like the driest, mealiest thing you could possibly put in your mouth. HOWEVER,…

Fry’s Family Soy and Quinoa Country Roast

Contains: soy, wheat Free from: nuts, palm oil If I’ve gotta slave over the oven and an actual meal to prove to you fuckers that this roast is the god damn best thing to grace the Christmas vegan scene THEN I FUCKING WILL. I know that Ryan and I are absolute Linda McCartney sluts, but…

Fry’s Poloney Slicing Sausage

Contains: Wheat, Soya Free from: Palm Oil, Nuts It’s been YEARS since I’ve had any “cold cuts” and they’re rare to see on supermarket shelves but trust in Fry’s family to be the saving grace. Their thick and meaty slicing sausage is an a-fucking grade meat replacement. It’s also pretty expensive for £3.99 but it’s…

Clearspot Organic Tofu & Bean Burgers

Contains: Wheat, Soya  Free from: Palm Oil, Nuts I’ve been vegan for long enough now that I know going off the big brands is a gamble. In this case, I put some money into a poker game only to realise I should’ve been playing blackjack. What I mean is, this burger? Shit burger. However it’s…

Cauldron Vegan Burgers

Contains: Wheat Free from: Palm Oil, Nuts, Soya Special shout out to a couple of JFP fans for giving me this to try out. Now, without sounding horribly offensive to those who gifted them, the orange hockey pucks (see below) were possibly not the worst thing I’ve tried from Cauldron. We’ll get to where they…